Local mafia boss, Luigi, was seen leaving with exuberance after attending the most recent Proviso Dems meeting.
The topic "Racketeering and You: Getting the most out of others" was a smash hit with local swindlers. The masterclass, led by Chris Welch, outlined strategies for executing with effectiveness. According to Welch, "The key is to have them buy into the concept of just voting for people we've "endorsed". We've done the research and we know better. Follow along, or else..."
Luigi, amazed at what the Proviso Dems have recently done with their endorsements for the April 2025 election, shared what he learned. "So yous charge $50 for a membership fee. Then yous guys use that money to pay for your own campaigns! You cover your ass by saying that the party endorsed. Freakin' geniuses, Albert Einsteins, I tell ya."
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