Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Della Celebrates new Campaign HQ

This past weekend, Della was ecstatic about the new campaign headquarters at Gibsons. One of the founding members of the Chat-and-Chew Crew, Della was delighted to have access to a delectable culinary experience.

When asked what helped her settle on Gibsons, she simply stated that she's given "sandwiches and Mexican food, bleh! 🤢🤮" This is in reference to food given during the monthly board meetings.

When questioned about donating, Della mentioned two affordable options: Slate sponsor for $250 and Cooper sponsor at $500. She emphasized that Cooper is not a misspelling of Copper, as in the metal. Rather, you get to hang with Mr. Cooper while enjoying a satisfying meal.

She also reminisced about the one board meeting when Henderson "celebrated" board member appreciation day by purchasing Gibsons at a cost of over $500. When asked about the optics of such fine dining on the backs of constituents that cannot afford such a meal, her response showed indifference: "You'd change your mind once you have their medium-rare ribeyes."


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